| Stardust | Thank you for joining me this evening!
| Stardust | Honestly, I'm wearing my most finest attire and you went outside wearing THAT?! Well, I guess I won't hold it against you. We can't all dress as sharply as me!
| Stardust | Luke, if you don't mind, please provide us with some accompanying music! A selection from a violin of you please!
| Luke Harper | No.
| Stardust | Such poor service! Distasteful! Ah well. Let's not allow that to ruin our evening, shall we? Look! Look at the moon! Isn't it simply beautiful tonight?
| Stardust | By the way, if you were unaware, the moon has only been walked on by twelve people. All American males. It's also the fifth largest natural satellite in the Solar System. But I'm sure you already knew that!
| Stardust | I brought you here this evening for one purpose. Luke and I have the opportunity to reclaim our Tag Team Titles from those DESPICABLE, DASTARDLY, DAMNED morlocks known as Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins! They didn't even pin us for the titles so how could we even lose them in the first place?! They've been so content with their hollow shell of a victory that it's made them WEAK! Too weak to face us! Oh, but they won't have another team to hide behind this time! No, no, no! They can ONLY face the Prince of Dark Matter and..
| Stardust | Luke. What kind of nickname do you have for yourself?
| Luke Harper | ...
| Stardust | ..No matter! Let's talk about why you're here my dear! Obviously, you should feel honored! All across this universe I could have my pick of any space queen that I so desired! But I selected you! A mere human earth woman! I am very sought after, you understand!
| Stardust | Don't GIVE me that look! I realize that at one point in time you were to be married to Cody Rhodes but he's DEAD! Besides! I have everything he doesn't! Ability! Charisma! And, very soon, one of the Tag Team Titles! I'll be a two-time Tag Team champion! Doesn't that..excite you? No? How about a little of this action?
| Stardust | Don't be bashful. CLEARLY, you're making a fool out of yourself by pretending to resist!
| Stardust | Aw. What seems to be the issue? Do you need something more? Would you like us to bring you the heads of Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins? Oooh! Exciting! Rhodes never seemed the type to go after such a VICIOUS woman! But me? I LIKE it! So you want Rollins and Ambrose DEAD? So do we! See?! We're a perfect match already! Those slimy little grease balls are holding OUR cosmic key's but not for much longer! They think they're so special but they're NOTHING! Do you hear me? NOTHING!
| Stardust | You don't seem impressed. Does the promise of inflicting bodily harm against two undeserving peons not turn you on? What kind of woman ARE you? ..Pretty terrible conversationalist if I do say so myself. You haven't even touched your food!
| Stardust | No wonder Cody Rhodes died. He had someone like YOU sucking the life out of him every waking moment!
| Stardust | I present you with lovely meal, enchanting atmosphere and
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